AfterText.
Decode the drama.
Your brutally honest AI best friend with internet brain rot and elite gossip instincts. Paste a chat. Get the savage truth.
Conversation Vibe
“This man texts like he's replying during a hostage negotiation.”
Interest
34%
Toxicity
61%
Example output — not real analysis
How It Works
Three steps to the brutal truth.
Paste the Chat
Copy any romantic or dating conversation and drop it in.
AI Does the Roasting
Our brutally honest AI analyzes every message, silence, and vibe.
Share the Drama
Get a viral story card and screenshot it for the group chat.
What You Get
Every metric that hurts.
Ghost Risk Score
How likely is this person to vanish into thin air? 0–100.
Interest Score
Are they actually into you or just bored?
Who Likes Who More
The uncomfortable truth about effort balance.
Toxicity Score
Red flags measured, ranked, and roasted.
Conversation Vibe
One savage, meme-worthy line that nails the whole chat.
Suggested Replies
Cool, Flirty, or Savage — you choose the energy.
4 Languages
The drama is universal.
Same savage analysis, native tongue energy.
English
Witty · Savage · TikTok-brained
Türkçe
Sarcastic · Street-smart · Sharp
Español
Dramatic · Flirty · Emotionally Unhinged
Русский
Cold · Deadpan · Devastatingly Honest
Conversation Vibes
Meme-worthy. Every time.
"You're dating a human loading screen."
"Bu ilişki değil, düşük bütçeli müşteri temsilciliği."
"Conversación patrocinada por el ghosting emocional."
"Он отвечает. Но духом уже ушёл."
Pure Entertainment Only
AfterText is not therapy, not relationship advice, and not a diagnosis. It's your funny, sarcastic best friend who roasts your chats for laughs. All analysis is AI-generated and for entertainment purposes only.
18+ · For Entertainment Only
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